A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Hmmm.... An amphibious shark would be quite startling.
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You do understand that
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You do understand that Australia is predicted to become a POWERHOUSE?
It is said, "The South will rise again."
ROFLing.
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I got home to see my kids
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I got home to see my kids have been on eBay all day.
If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price.
Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
A shark could swim faster
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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Richard
My paper airplane won't fly.
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My paper airplane won't fly. It's just stationary.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: My paper
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I think I will fall back and pun(t).
Thank you that was a groaner.
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I remember a Rowan and Martin
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I remember a Rowan and Martin Laugh In skit.
The Russian comedian said he would slide down a few poles and bounce a few checks...
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Kavanagh wrote: A shark
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Hmmm.... An amphibious shark would be quite startling.
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There should be a joke in
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There should be a joke in here someplace.
Why was the comedian sheepish?
Because there was a goat in his stories someplace.
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The quality of mercy is not
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The quality of mercy is not strained.
It should be diced...
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When you tell a joke on a
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When you tell a joke on a mountain top.
It's downhill from there
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