A moma elephant was expaining the facts of live to her young baby. She concluded with "There is even a saying about us elephnts ... but I cannot remember what it is."
Yesterday I went to a local flea market and found a really old Elvis record that I have never come across before.
The label said ‘Wooden Leg’
I said to the stall owner “That’s strange, I thought he sang Wooden Heart”
The guy running the stall replied “Yeah he did but this is the pirate version”.
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Richard
I accidentally ate invisible
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I accidentally ate invisible ink. ...
I'm still at the hospital waiting to be seen.
(loganlisle, on Instagram)
Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
I once had an invisible
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I once had an invisible friend from Japan.
Or was it just my imagine Asian?
Richard
My Wife is a real
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My Wife is a real Nag!
Yup, everytime she gets in a Race, she WINs!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
My Wife is a real
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My Wife is a real Nag!
Yup, everytime she gets in a Race, she WINs!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
If all success is
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If all success is temporary.
And all failure is temporary.
Where does that leave you?
Stuck in middle. Of course.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
My Insomnia gets
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My Insomnia gets lonely.
It wakes me up to keep it company
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
A moma elephant was expaining
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A moma elephant was expaining the facts of live to her young baby. She concluded with "There is even a saying about us elephnts ... but I cannot remember what it is."
Yesterday I went to a local
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Yesterday I went to a local flea market and found a really old Elvis record that I have never come across before.
The label said ‘Wooden Leg’
I said to the stall owner “That’s strange, I thought he sang Wooden Heart”
The guy running the stall replied “Yeah he did but this is the pirate version”.
Richard
Bob Dylan PREDICTS CLIMATE
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Bob Dylan PREDICTS CLIMATE DISASTER!
He predicted the melting of the Ice Caps and Glaciers.
And the rising of the Seas/Oceans.
I am sure you have heard these lyrics.
"Come gather ’round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown..."
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)