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Kavanagh
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cecht wrote:My son was

cecht wrote:

My son was chewing on electrical cords, ...
  so I had to ground him.
    He's doing better currently,
       and conducting himself properly.

 

Did he put up any resistance?

Chewing on electrical cords? Bet the sharp copper wire hertz.

A shocking pun perhaps. But not as bad as: Ohm my God ! was there any reluctance.

Richard

cecht
cecht
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I accidentally ate invisible

I accidentally ate invisible ink. ...


     I'm still at the hospital waiting to be seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Kavanagh
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I once had an invisible

I once had an invisible friend from Japan.
Or was it just my imagine Asian?

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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My Wife is a real

My Wife is a real Nag!

 

Yup, everytime she gets in a Race, she WINs!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Tom M
Tom M
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My Wife is a real

My Wife is a real Nag!

 

Yup, everytime she gets in a Race, she WINs!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Tom M
Tom M
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If all success is

If all success is temporary.

And all failure is temporary.

 

Where does that leave you?

 

Stuck in middle. Of course.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Tom M
Tom M
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My Insomnia gets

My Insomnia gets lonely.

 

 

 

It wakes me up to keep it company

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Jean-David Beyer
Jean-David Beyer
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A moma elephant was expaining

A moma elephant was expaining the facts of live to her young baby. She concluded with "There is even a saying about us elephnts ... but I cannot remember what it is."

Kavanagh
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Yesterday I went to a local

Yesterday I went to a local flea market and found a really old Elvis record that I have never come across before.
The label said ‘Wooden Leg’
I said to the stall owner “That’s strange, I thought he sang Wooden Heart”
The guy running the stall replied “Yeah he did but this is the pirate version”.

Richard

Tom M
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Bob Dylan PREDICTS CLIMATE

Bob Dylan PREDICTS CLIMATE DISASTER!

He predicted the melting of the Ice Caps and Glaciers.

And the rising of the Seas/Oceans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am sure you have heard these lyrics.

"Come gather ’round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown..."

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

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