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Tom M
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Topic 224984

An old favorite of mine that I first read on the page before the text of a Robert Heinlein Juvenile novel began.

"There once was a lady named Bright.

Who could travel faster than light.

She left one day in a Relative way.

And came home the preceding night!"

 

Enjoy.  And have a beer :)

Tom Miller

 

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HAL
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I keep wanting to try that

I keep wanting to try that Prevagen memory support drug I see on TV, but I can't ever remember to buy it ...

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Tom M
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HAL wrote: I keep wanting to

HAL wrote:

I keep wanting to try that Prevagen memory support drug I see on TV, but I can't ever remember to buy it ...

I was going to comment on this post but I forget what I was going to say...

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HAL
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I was thinking you were just

I was thinking you were just procrastinating. I wanted to tell you, but I just kept putting it off...

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Kavanagh
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My wife just asked me, "Does

My wife just asked me, "Does this dress make me look fat?”

I realise now that "No, it's not the dress" was the wrong answer.

 

When your wife is mowing the lawn, that’s not the best time to ask when dinner will be ready.

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Tom M
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I owe, I owe, its off the

I owe, I owe, its off the work I go...  (a bumper sticker on a Mercedes Benz).  And possibly apologies to Walt Disney.

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Tom M wrote: I owe, I owe,

Tom M wrote:

I owe, I owe, its off the work I go...  (a bumper sticker on a Mercedes Benz).  And possibly apologies to Walt Disney. 

The lesser Benz's that less true today that it used to be, sure you can still spend north of $50k for a GLC-300 and the GLK's are north of $76k to start but the truth is you don't have to spend that much anymore and the smaller GLA and GLB models are just as luxurious and alot more affordable

Tom M
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Would a sheep dog with their

Would a sheep dog with their winter coat on qualify as a Shaggy Dog story?

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I yelled “COW!” at the woman

I yelled “COW!” at the woman on the bike. She gave me the finger; just before she ploughed straight into the cow.
I tried...

Richard

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There should be no punishment

There should be no punishment when no pun is meant ??

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

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Close enough, for government

Close enough, for government work. 

 

Sadly, at one time that phrase was a compliment before the comma was added.

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