A very sad day today.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
My friends met their cows a lot before they married their lambs that gave birth to their ...
(This is an inappropriate wording - no harm was done to the animals during the writing of this.)
Tom M wrote: Oh dear. Either
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Bit late for Easter.
When a man opens a car door
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Vale Phillip
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Kavanagh wrote: A very sad
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My friends met their cows a lot before they married their lambs that gave birth to their ...
(This is an inappropriate wording - no harm was done to the animals during the writing of this.)
Fuzzy Was-he was a
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Fuzzy Was-he was a bear.
Fuzzy Was-he had no hair.
Fuzzy wasn't very fuzzy. Was-he?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!
From a bumper sticker on a
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From a bumper sticker on a smaller Mecedes Benz in a hotel parking lot.
"I owe. I owe. It's off to work I go..."
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!
There was an old man from
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There was an old man from Hyde
who fell in the cludgy and died.
He had a brother
who fell in another.
And now they're interred side by side.
p.s. A cludgy is what Mike Hewson would call a dunny. Without funnel web spiders.
Richard
A bloke is having a check up
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A bloke is having a check up at the doctors.
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it," says the doctor, shaking his head. "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
"I don't believe in that astrology crap, doc."
"Neither do I. My thermometer just broke!"
Richard
Do you think that was a good
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Do you think that was a good yoke?
Nah, I think it was scrambled.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!
Did you hear about that show
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Did you hear about that show "Saturday Night Live"?
It was taped.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!
I wonder if an SOP is
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I wonder if an SOP is granular...
Does that mean it is picky, picky, picky???
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!