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Harri Liljeroos
Harri Liljeroos
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- To be is to do. Socrates -

- To be is to do. Socrates
- To do is to be. Sartre
- Do be do be do. Sinatra
 

Tom M
Tom M
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It's Thursday

It's Thursday (thirsty)

 

Does that mean we can drink?

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Tom M
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There is a horse gate called

There is a horse gate called a "Rack". I wonder if a horse could do it fast enough to make it into the top 50 list here?

 

:)

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Kavanagh
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I made a chicken curry last

I made a chicken curry last night, but apparently they prefer corn.

Richard

Tom M
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What tree is a kind of a

What tree is a kind of a grasshopper?

 

 

 

Locust

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Tom M
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Which moves faster heat or

Which moves faster heat or cold?

 

 

Heat. You can catch a cold...

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Tom M
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How can you tell a good yoke

How can you tell a good yoke from a bad egg?

 

 

 

 

 

 

One is cracked...

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Tom M
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After you tell the "straight

After you tell the "straight man" the punchline to a joke...

 

 

 

Should you add "The yoke is on you"?

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Kavanagh
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A friend asked me, "If you

A friend asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island and you could only have 3 records, what would they be?"

I said, "The long distance swimming one would be good!"

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Draw bridges are not very

Draw bridges are not very artistic.

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