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Kavanagh
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During my daughter's

During my daughter's difficult birth the midwife asked "What about epidural anaesthesia?"
I replied "Thanks, but we've already chosen names"

Richard

RandyC
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I had my patience tested--I'm

I had my patience tested--I'm negative.

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cecht
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That fire at the circus was

That fire at the circus was in tents!

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Kavanagh
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A little girl walks into a

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks the shopkeeper for a bunny.

“An 'icle fluffy white one or an 'icle fluffy brown one little girl?”

“I don’t think my python really cares”

Richard

Kavanagh
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A very sad day today. After

A very sad day today.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

Richard

Tom M
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From a Dennis the Menace

From a Dennis the Menace Riddle book.

"What can the shape of a piano tell you about a piano's Character?"

 

 

 

 

A piano's character can be "Grand, upright or square"...

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Kavanagh
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  Problem solved.

 

Problem solved.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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What country

What country mourns?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wales.

 

 

 

From a book of Riddles branded as Dennis the Menace...

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Gary Charpentier
Gary Charpentier
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So I woke up and my dog is

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Tom M
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Gary Charpentier wrote: I

Gary Charpentier wrote:

I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Oh dear. Either a zombie joke or a raising the dead joke.

Either way it is "awfully" funny.

Tom M

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