Its another hot day, so I've taken all my clothes off and opened every window.
I feel so much better, although the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
Its another hot day, so I've taken all my clothes off and opened every window.
I feel so much better, although the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
Oops...
Front of T-Shirt "I can fix ANYTHING!"
Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"
I remember a paper magazine called 'BYTE' that would talk of the all-virtuous new operating system called MS-DOS and it's magical qualities ( cue laughter .... ). IIRC then came extended/expanded memory which broke the 640KB barrier, plus the amazing high density floppies that held a massive 1.44MB - I kid you not. I fondly remember the thrill of buying (a) my first hard drive and (b) a mouse followed by (c) a 16 color graphics adapter and (d) color monitor.
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Its another hot day, so I've
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Its another hot day, so I've taken all my clothes off and opened every window.
I feel so much better, although the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: Its another
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Oops...
Front of T-Shirt "I can fix ANYTHING!"
Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"
If you notice your ears
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If you notice your ears "ringing".
Why don't you answer it????
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Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"
Many years ago (in the 1970s)
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Many years ago (in the 1970s) someone wrote a story about project management, databases, and the process of building the Great Pyramid.
It was published in a weekly called Computer World (made on News Print paper).
The Database records were recorded on clay tablets. And were stored on a FILO (First In Last Out basis).
When the clay tablets at the "bottom" of the database crunched and fell to dust.... we had...
The First Database Crash!!!!
No, I didn't make it up. Someone else did...
Tom M
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Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"
Police have confirmed that
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Police have confirmed that the world's slowest talking criminal has just completed a three year sentence.
Richard
Ah Tom. Yes, very good ! I
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Ah Tom. Yes, very good !
I remember a paper magazine called 'BYTE' that would talk of the all-virtuous new operating system called MS-DOS and it's magical qualities ( cue laughter .... ). IIRC then came extended/expanded memory which broke the 640KB barrier, plus the amazing high density floppies that held a massive 1.44MB - I kid you not. I fondly remember the thrill of buying (a) my first hard drive and (b) a mouse followed by (c) a 16 color graphics adapter and (d) color monitor.
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Kavanagh wrote: Police have
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Groan!
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Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"
Split up with my girlfriend
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Split up with my girlfriend Lorraine today. She found out I'd been seeing Carrie-Lee behind her back.
I can see Carrie-Lee now Lorraine has gone.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: Split up
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I believe you favor "Dry" humor :)
Tom M
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Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"
Has anyone got a good
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Has anyone got a good Wednesday ("hump day") joke?
Front of T-Shirt "I can fix ANYTHING!"
Back of T-Shirt "Where's the Duct Tape?"