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Kavanagh
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I've bought my wife an

21 Dec 2022 7:56:12 UTC
Message 205506
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    I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
    it's not her main present - it's just a stocking filler!

    Richard

    Tom M
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    Oof...

    21 Dec 2022 14:16:56 UTC
    Message 205513 in response to message 205506
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      Oof...

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      Gary Roberts
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      Kavanagh wrote:I've bought my

      21 Dec 2022 22:39:33 UTC
      Message 205524 in response to message 205506
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        Kavanagh wrote:
        I've bought my wife an artificial leg ...

        I guess, "You don't have a leg to stand on!" won't cut it anymore?

         

        Cheers,
        Gary.

        Tom M
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        A line of Rabbits all take a

        22 Dec 2022 20:22:03 UTC
        Message 205552
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          A line of Rabbits all take a step back.

           

          What have you got?

           

          A receding hare line.

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          Tom M
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          A Rabbit looses his temper

          22 Dec 2022 20:24:19 UTC
          Message 205553
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            A Rabbit looses his temper and starts behaving evilly for the day.

             

            What you got?

             

            A bad hare day.

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            Tom M
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            Why is a hare more "agile"

            22 Dec 2022 20:30:31 UTC
            Message 205554
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              Why is a hare more "agile" than a tortoise?

              That is because the hare "sprints" faster than the tortoise.

               

               

               

               

              Joke context. See agile software development terminalology (sp).

               

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              RandyC
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              How much did the pirate pay

              23 Dec 2022 2:19:12 UTC
              Message 205571
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                How much did the pirate pay to have each of his ears pierced?

                 

                 

                A buck-an-ear!

                Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                Tom M
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                I have been counterpunched!

                23 Dec 2022 4:28:35 UTC
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                  I have been counterpunched!

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                  Kavanagh
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                  At this time of year, as the

                  23 Dec 2022 7:18:45 UTC
                  Message 205579
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                    At this time of year, as the family gathers, we raise our glasses to Mum, up there, looking down on us…

                    We really must get that stairlift fixed!

                    Richard

                    Tom M
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                    A true Christmas Eve

                    25 Dec 2022 1:18:36 UTC
                    Message 205688
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                      A true Christmas Eve story.

                       

                      Arthritis.

                       

                       

                       

                       

                      The gift that keeps in Giving.

                       

                       

                      Had a flare up this afternoon that the usual pain reliever didn't. 

                       

                       

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

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