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Tom M
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What do you call a bear who

What do you call a bear who is into geometry?

 

 

 

 

A polar bear.

 

 

(Polar coordinates)

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Tom M
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It was the Night before

It was the Night before Christmas.....  Errr Thanksgiving 

And all through the house NOTHING was stirring, not even a Turkey?

What does a Turkey do after they get up from sleeping?  They get dressed  (Turkey Dressing).

How does a Turkey approach eating at TG?   They "gobble" it up?

I hope you and yours have a safe, filling, and flavored TG.

Tom M

 

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cecht
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My kid asked me, Do trees

My kid asked me, Do trees poop? I said, ...
   Where do you think #2 pencils come from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

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cecht
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If 666 is all evil,

If 666 is all evil, then...
25.806975801 is the root of all evil.

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Tom M
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cecht wrote:If 666 is all

Dup post

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Tom M
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cecht wrote: If 666 is all

cecht wrote:

If 666 is all evil, then...
25.806975801 is the root of all evil.

Slap Forehead!!!!!

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Gary Roberts
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Once more and you'll probably

Once more and you'll probably get that pesky insect!

Cheers,
Gary.

RandyC
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I had a dream that I invented

I had a dream that I invented a new color, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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RandyC
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What was the name of the

What was the name of the carpenter who built King Arthur's round table?

 

Sir Comference

 

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Tom M
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Ouch!!! Twice :) I wonder

Ouch!!! Twice :)

I wonder if Sir Comference would be willing to "round up"?

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