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Tom M
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Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the genetic Mutant that failed to bread?

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was a good sport.

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Tom M
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What does an old, slow GPU

What does an old, slow GPU stand for?

 

 

 

 

 

Gradual Processing Unit?

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Tom M
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What is the difference

What is the difference between a gt 710 and a rtx 3080 ti?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd say about $800

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Mike Hewson
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One melts if used, the other

One melts if used, the other doesn't ? ;-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
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I am very pleased to say that

I am very pleased to say that despite eating and drinking excessively over the last couple of weeks that I can still fit comfortably into my socks !

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I am very

Kavanagh wrote:

I am very pleased to say that despite eating and drinking excessively over the last couple of weeks that I can still fit comfortably into my socks !

 

!!!!

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Tom M
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Mike Hewson wrote: One melts

Mike Hewson wrote:

One melts if used, the other doesn't ? ;-)

Good point.  Except melting is a Weather thread issue? :)

 

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Tom M
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What is the name on the plant

What is the name on the plant where they manufacture puns?

 

 

"The house of the Rising Puns"

Punchline created by pungenerator.org

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Kavanagh
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I spent 4 hours last night

I spent 4 hours last night making a belt out of herbs.
What a frigging waist of thyme that turned out to be.

Richard

RandyC
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Just got home from the

Just got home from the airport. On my way out of the terminal I saw a guy collapsed on the baggage carousel. 

I think he's ok though, when I left he was slowly coming 'round.

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