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Tom M
Tom M
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Thank you for a great

Thank you for a great kickstart on Saturday!!!

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RandyC
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I don't get near enough

I don't get near enough credit in life for all the things I manage not to say.

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Tom M
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So, another technological

So, another technological advance coming to a philosophical computer near you? "Proving a negative".....

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Kavanagh
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The budgie broke his leg

The budgie broke his leg yesterday so I made him a splint from two matches.
His face lit up when he tried to walk with them.

 

Richard

Tom M
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More "matchless" humor

More "matchless" humor

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Tom M
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As I get older, I wonder a

As I get older, I wonder a lot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sooner or later it's going to trigger a "silver alert".

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RandyC
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Why is Indiana Jones

Why is Indiana Jones depressed so much?

 

 

 

He's an archeologist... his life is in ruins.

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cecht
cecht
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My wife said, "You really

My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where'd that come from?"

 

 

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Kavanagh
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I hurt my arm this morning

I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?"


He says," no this is the Burns unit" !

 

(Only a couple of days late.)

Richard

Tom M
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A wort winning humor,

A wort winning humor,

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