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Tom M
Tom M
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Ha!

Ha!

 

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Tom M
Tom M
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Ummm.... a really slow day...

Ummm.... a really slow day...

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

cecht
cecht
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My boss told me to have a

My boss told me to have a good day...
 

      so I went home.

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Gary Roberts
Gary Roberts
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You didn't tell the complete

You didn't tell the complete story ...

 

"My boss told me to have a good day...

 

      so I went home."  ...  where I found a note pinned to the front door ... which read ...

 

  1. Clean up your mess in the garage.
  2. Restore the bathroom to the condition in which you found it.
  3. Get rid of the drink bottles and food wrappers from the TV room.
  4. Put your dirty clothes in the laundry.
  5. Take out all the trash.

 

            so I went straight back to work ... to find the boss had gone off to an all-day conference ...

 

     had a really, really good day ... :-)

Cheers,
Gary.

cecht
cecht
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Why did the man fall down the

Why did the man fall down the well?

 

        Because he couldn't see that well.

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
Tom M
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Groan

Groan

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Jinkei
Jinkei
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A sad event in BracknellAt

A sad event in Bracknell
At the then still used waterwell
Was the drowning of my lovely aunt Tiff
Now you may look at my uncle askance
Who, years later, leaving nothing to chance
Only drank water that passed through a sieve
 

E pluribus unum

RandyC
RandyC
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Seen on a

Seen on a t-shirt: 

 

Fat people are hard to kidnap 

 

<yes, he was tubby>

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
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Classic Bumper Sticker "If

Classic Bumper Sticker

"If you can read this. Your too close!"

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Tom M
Tom M
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Bumper Sticker on the back of

Bumper Sticker on the back of a Semi-Tractor.

"If you can read this, I have lost my trailer.'

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

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