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Tom M
Tom M
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Ha!

26 Feb 2023 3:16:59 UTC
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    Ha!

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

    Tom M
    Tom M
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    Ummm.... a really slow day...

    26 Feb 2023 3:19:21 UTC
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      Ummm.... a really slow day...

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

      cecht
      cecht
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      My boss told me to have a

      27 Feb 2023 19:52:47 UTC
      Message 208872 in response to message 208784
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        My boss told me to have a good day...
         

              so I went home.

        Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

        Gary Roberts
        Gary Roberts
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        You didn't tell the complete

        27 Feb 2023 21:58:00 UTC
        Message 208879
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          You didn't tell the complete story ...

           

          "My boss told me to have a good day...

           

                so I went home."  ...  where I found a note pinned to the front door ... which read ...

           

          1. Clean up your mess in the garage.
          2. Restore the bathroom to the condition in which you found it.
          3. Get rid of the drink bottles and food wrappers from the TV room.
          4. Put your dirty clothes in the laundry.
          5. Take out all the trash.

           

                      so I went straight back to work ... to find the boss had gone off to an all-day conference ...

           

               had a really, really good day ... :-)

          Cheers,
          Gary.

          cecht
          cecht
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          Why did the man fall down the

          3 Mar 2023 23:32:44 UTC
          Message 209134
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            Why did the man fall down the well?

             

                    Because he couldn't see that well.

            Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

            Tom M
            Tom M
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            Groan

            4 Mar 2023 2:51:14 UTC
            Message 209143 in response to message 209134
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              Groan

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              Jinkei
              Jinkei
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              A sad event in BracknellAt

              5 Mar 2023 9:48:01 UTC
              Message 209235
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                A sad event in Bracknell
                At the then still used waterwell
                Was the drowning of my lovely aunt Tiff
                Now you may look at my uncle askance
                Who, years later, leaving nothing to chance
                Only drank water that passed through a sieve
                 

                E pluribus unum

                RandyC
                RandyC
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                Seen on a

                12 Mar 2023 18:02:41 UTC
                Message 209629
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                  Seen on a t-shirt: 

                   

                  Fat people are hard to kidnap 

                   

                  <yes, he was tubby>

                  Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                  Tom M
                  Tom M
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                  Classic Bumper Sticker "If

                  12 Mar 2023 19:50:15 UTC
                  Message 209635
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                    Classic Bumper Sticker

                    "If you can read this. Your too close!"

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    Tom M
                    Tom M
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                    Bumper Sticker on the back of

                    12 Mar 2023 19:52:49 UTC
                    Message 209636
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                      Bumper Sticker on the back of a Semi-Tractor.

                      "If you can read this, I have lost my trailer.'

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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