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cecht
cecht
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Last night at the airport,

Last night at the airport, there was a woman completely passed out at the baggage carousel. ...


     She slowly came around.

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Scrooge McDuck
Scrooge McDuck
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My son asked me, "What does

My son asked me, "What does 'déjà vu' mean?"

I said, "I think you asked me this before."

Tom M
Tom M
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It's hard to take the High

It's hard to take the High Road 

In the middle of an argument.

 

 

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Kavanagh
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My Mrs gave me an envelope

My Mrs gave me an envelope earlier marked, 'DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2024',

inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted...

 

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Ha!

Ha!

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cecht
cecht
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My wife told me I have two

My wife told me I have two major faults: I don't listen, and...
  something else.

 

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
Tom M
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cecht wrote: My wife told me

cecht wrote:

My wife told me I have two major faults: I don't listen, and...
  something else.

 

<suppressed giggle>

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RandyC
RandyC
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Why is it a bad idea to do

Why is it a bad idea to do ballroom dancing with a horse?

 

Because he has two left feet.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Ah Choo!

Ah Choo!

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cecht
cecht
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Have you ever tried archery

Have you ever tried archery blindfolded?...
 

     You don't know what you're missing.

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

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