A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit...or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit...or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."
A motorcyclist T-Shirt back:
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A motorcyclist T-Shirt back: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
A precious little girl walks
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit...or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit...or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."
Richard
Hilarious! xD
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Hilarious! xD
E pluribus unum
Tablets were replaced by
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Tablets were replaced by scrolls.
Scrolls were replaced by books.
Now we just scroll through books on tablets.
Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
In a course in structural
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In a course in structural chemistry, I was exposed to crystal math, but I didn't get hooked.
Groan
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Groan
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Snicker
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Snicker
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Why can't basketball players
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Why can't basketball players go on vacations?
They're not allowed to travel.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Why can't
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Ugh.
Why can't outside shooting BB players own cars?
They're not allowed to drive?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
A woman went to a fancy dress
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A woman went to a fancy dress party dressed as an egg and she left with a guy dressed as a chicken, an age old question was answered that night ...
it was the chicken
Richard