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Tom M
Tom M
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I am a theoretical

I am a theoretical Physicist.

 

 

 

 

 

Someday I hope to become one. 

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Tom M
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And so we continue our

And so we continue our PUNishment.

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Tom M
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How is English grammar

How is English grammar involved with quantum physics?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You heard of "past particle" haven't you?

 

Past parcipeal?

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Tom M
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I was considering my newest

I was considering my newest tagline.

Are Donald Trump and Putin that...?

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Betreger
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the beatings will continue

the beatings will continue until morale improves.

RandyC
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On average, how many books

On average, how many books can you put in an empty bookpack?

 

 

One. After that it's no longer empty.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Another mind trick

Another mind trick joke!

Oh, my. At least slap stick doesn't leave you floundering.

 

Or does it?

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Kavanagh
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My wife asked me “why don’t

My wife asked me “why don’t you treat me like you did when we first started courting?”
So I took her to dinner and a film.
Then I dropped her off at her parents.

Richard

Tom M
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Hah!

Hah!

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Kavanagh
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Two men walk into a bar,

Two men walk into a bar, first one says can I have some h2o, then the second one says can I have some h2o too. Unfortunately he's no longer with us.

Richard

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