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Tom M
Tom M
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I am a theoretical

13 May 2023 13:17:15 UTC
Message 212474
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    I am a theoretical Physicist.

     

     

     

     

     

    Someday I hope to become one. 

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

    Tom M
    Tom M
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    And so we continue our

    13 May 2023 13:18:27 UTC
    Message 212475
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      And so we continue our PUNishment.

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      Tom M
      Tom M
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      How is English grammar

      20 May 2023 3:51:22 UTC
      Message 212779
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        How is English grammar involved with quantum physics?

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

        You heard of "past particle" haven't you?

         

        Past parcipeal?

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        Tom M
        Tom M
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        I was considering my newest

        22 May 2023 21:07:28 UTC
        Message 212886
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          I was considering my newest tagline.

          Are Donald Trump and Putin that...?

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          Betreger
          Betreger
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          the beatings will continue

          22 May 2023 21:32:19 UTC
          Message 212888
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            the beatings will continue until morale improves.

            RandyC
            RandyC
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            On average, how many books

            2 Jun 2023 19:24:01 UTC
            Message 213179
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              On average, how many books can you put in an empty bookpack?

               

               

              One. After that it's no longer empty.

              Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

              Tom M
              Tom M
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              Another mind trick

              2 Jun 2023 22:57:47 UTC
              Message 213190 in response to message 213179
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                Another mind trick joke!

                Oh, my. At least slap stick doesn't leave you floundering.

                 

                Or does it?

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                Kavanagh
                Kavanagh
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                My wife asked me “why don’t

                9 Jun 2023 6:15:47 UTC
                Message 213401
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                  My wife asked me “why don’t you treat me like you did when we first started courting?”
                  So I took her to dinner and a film.
                  Then I dropped her off at her parents.

                  Richard

                  Tom M
                  Tom M
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                  Hah!

                  9 Jun 2023 17:40:34 UTC
                  Message 213419 in response to message 213401
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                    Hah!

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                    Kavanagh
                    Kavanagh
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                    Two men walk into a bar,

                    15 Jun 2023 5:29:23 UTC
                    Message 213559
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                      Two men walk into a bar, first one says can I have some h2o, then the second one says can I have some h2o too. Unfortunately he's no longer with us.

                      Richard

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