I am a theoretical Physicist.
Someday I hope to become one.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
And so we continue our PUNishment.
How is English grammar involved with quantum physics?
You heard of "past particle" haven't you?
Past parcipeal?
I was considering my newest tagline.
Are Donald Trump and Putin that...?
the beatings will continue until morale improves.
On average, how many books can you put in an empty bookpack?
One. After that it's no longer empty.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Another mind trick joke!
Oh, my. At least slap stick doesn't leave you floundering.
Or does it?
My wife asked me “why don’t you treat me like you did when we first started courting?” So I took her to dinner and a film. Then I dropped her off at her parents.
Richard
Hah!
Two men walk into a bar, first one says can I have some h2o, then the second one says can I have some h2o too. Unfortunately he's no longer with us.
I am a theoretical
)
I am a theoretical Physicist.
Someday I hope to become one.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
And so we continue our
)
And so we continue our PUNishment.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How is English grammar
)
How is English grammar involved with quantum physics?
You heard of "past particle" haven't you?
Past parcipeal?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I was considering my newest
)
I was considering my newest tagline.
Are Donald Trump and Putin that...?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
the beatings will continue
)
the beatings will continue until morale improves.
On average, how many books
)
On average, how many books can you put in an empty bookpack?
One. After that it's no longer empty.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Another mind trick
)
Another mind trick joke!
Oh, my. At least slap stick doesn't leave you floundering.
Or does it?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
My wife asked me “why don’t
)
My wife asked me “why don’t you treat me like you did when we first started courting?”
So I took her to dinner and a film.
Then I dropped her off at her parents.
Richard
Hah!
)
Hah!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Two men walk into a bar,
)
Two men walk into a bar, first one says can I have some h2o, then the second one says can I have some h2o too. Unfortunately he's no longer with us.
Richard