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Tom M
Tom M
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Richard, Sorry. It went

Richard,

Sorry. It went right over my head. Darn.

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GWGeorge007
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Tom M

Tom M wrote:

Richard,

Sorry. It went right over my head. Darn.

As in Napoleon Bonaparte...   LOL!   ;>)

George

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Tom M
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Why is a false friend like

Why is a false friend like the letter "P"?

 

Because he is first in Pity and last in helP.

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When is a restaurant like a woodshed?

 

 

When it is a "chop house".

From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming

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Kavanagh
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What did our parents do to

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my ten brothers and sisters, but they don't know either!

Richard

Tom M
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Snark!

Snark!

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RandyC
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Warden to condemned

Warden to condemned criminal:

Well, this is it, time to WALK the last mile.

Criminal:

If it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon SKIP it.

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Tom M
Tom M
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And now an ARM(s) race! 

And now an ARM(s) race!   ;)

https://www.reuters.com/technology/nvidia-make-arm-based-pc-chips-major-new-challenge-intel-2023-10-23/

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Scrooge McDuck
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It was an ALPHA that

It was an ALPHA that unsuccessfully attacked the pecking order in the Wintel wolf pack, 30 years ago.

Tom M
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Scrooge McDuck wrote: It was

Scrooge McDuck wrote:

It was an ALPHA that unsuccessfully attacked the pecking order in the Wintel wolf pack, 30 years ago.

I remember them being reported as amazingly fast.

Tom M

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RandyC
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I took my 8 year old daughter

I took my 8 year old daughter to work on 'take your daughter to work day'. 

Her first words were: 'but daddy, where are all the clowns you keep saying you work with'?

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