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Jinkei
Jinkei
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Brilliant! xD

Brilliant! xD

BugNotAFeature

E pluribus unum

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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I'll tell you what always

I'll tell you what always catches my eye...
Short people with umbrellas.

Richard

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I saw a man carrying a door

I saw a man carrying a door handle today and asked him why....

"It gets me out of the house," he said.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
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I am an excellent

I am an excellent gardener.

 

 

 

My best crop is...

 

 

Weeds.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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Would Steve Jobs have made a

Would Steve Jobs have made a better president than Trump?

No way to tell. That's comparing Apples to oranges.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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My favourite childhood memory

My favourite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa..until my mum took the urn away.

Richard

RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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Dogs are not all that bright.

Dogs are not all that bright. None of them can run a medical scanner, but

 

catscan.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1,663
Credit: 101,284,506
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RandyC wrote: Dogs are not

RandyC wrote:

Dogs are not all that bright. None of them can run a medical scanner, but

 

catscan.

 

True but you need a retriever to do the lab work and write the lab reports...

Richard

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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Joined: 1 Dec 05
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and you'll need a dogtor to

and you'll need a dogtor to review those reports.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Gary Roberts
Gary Roberts
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Ever scanning the horizon,

Ever scanning the horizon, looking for lucrative work, eh?

Cheers,
Gary.

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