A big black bear burst through the batwing doors of the Battered Bison Bar in Banff. Barging to the bar he bellows “A big bottle of brown bitter beer, barmaid”. “We don't sell bottles of brown beer to bears here in the Butchered Buffalo Bar here in Banff”. So the big brown bear picked up the barmaid and ate her.
“Barman get me a big bottle of beer” beclaims the bear spitting out a bone or two.
I accidentally drank a bottle
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I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
Richard
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Eek, is anybody there,? :)
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A big black bear burst
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A big black bear burst through the batwing doors of the Battered Bison Bar in Banff. Barging to the bar he bellows “A big bottle of brown bitter beer, barmaid”. “We don't sell bottles of brown beer to bears here in the Butchered Buffalo Bar here in Banff”. So the big brown bear picked up the barmaid and ate her.
“Barman get me a big bottle of beer” beclaims the bear spitting out a bone or two.
“We don't serve druggies” says the barman.
“Eh?” says the baffled bear.
“That was the bar-bit-u-(r)-ate”.
Richard
I could bearly stand it.
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I could bearly stand it.
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The best way to put off
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The best way to put off trick-or-treaters is to answer the door stark naked which I'm doing now.
Here are the first ones - dressed up as policemen.
Richard
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HA!
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I would dearly love to see
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I would dearly love to see the "Donald Trump Reality TV Show" become a ratings flop :)
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Money is a powerful
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Money is a powerful Aphrodisiac!
But Flowers work almost as well.
"Notebooks of Lazarus Long" (RA Heinlein).
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The latest "Inflation
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The latest "Inflation Diet".
Pay more for Less.
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Boomer
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Boomer Humor?
I'm 73 years old. And I am still working!
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I wonder why I thought that was funny???
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