I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink earlier.
I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
Eek, is anybody there,? :)
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A big black bear burst through the batwing doors of the Battered Bison Bar in Banff. Barging to the bar he bellows “A big bottle of brown bitter beer, barmaid”. “We don't sell bottles of brown beer to bears here in the Butchered Buffalo Bar here in Banff”. So the big brown bear picked up the barmaid and ate her.
“Barman get me a big bottle of beer” beclaims the bear spitting out a bone or two.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
The best way to put off trick-or-treaters is to answer the door stark naked which I'm doing now.
Here are the first ones - dressed up as policemen.
HA!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I would dearly love to see the "Donald Trump Reality TV Show" become a ratings flop :)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I accidentally drank a bottle
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I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
Richard
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Eek, is anybody there,? :)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A big black bear burst
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A big black bear burst through the batwing doors of the Battered Bison Bar in Banff. Barging to the bar he bellows “A big bottle of brown bitter beer, barmaid”. “We don't sell bottles of brown beer to bears here in the Butchered Buffalo Bar here in Banff”. So the big brown bear picked up the barmaid and ate her.
“Barman get me a big bottle of beer” beclaims the bear spitting out a bone or two.
“We don't serve druggies” says the barman.
“Eh?” says the baffled bear.
“That was the bar-bit-u-(r)-ate”.
Richard
I could bearly stand it.
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I could bearly stand it.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
The best way to put off
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The best way to put off trick-or-treaters is to answer the door stark naked which I'm doing now.
Here are the first ones - dressed up as policemen.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: The best way
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HA!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I would dearly love to see
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I would dearly love to see the "Donald Trump Reality TV Show" become a ratings flop :)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Money is a powerful
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Money is a powerful Aphrodisiac!
But Flowers work almost as well.
"Notebooks of Lazarus Long" (RA Heinlein).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
The latest "Inflation
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The latest "Inflation Diet".
Pay more for Less.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Boomer
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Boomer Humor?
I'm 73 years old. And I am still working!
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I wonder why I thought that was funny???
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!