Last night I walked past the cemetery and came upon three young girls who asked me to walk with them through the graveyard as they were afraid to do so at night. I walked with them and , on the way, told them that once upon a time I felt the same as they did when I was alive.
One of the best things about Christmas is opening all the Christmas cards and watching the cash pour out.
Yes - we had a wonderful time in the sorting office.
If you think these jokes
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If you think these jokes aren't "half bad" you should hear the Other half...
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Did you know the price of
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Did you know the price of methane going down is a simple matter of supply and demand?
Yup, there are more old farts ..
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The original printing press
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The original printing press made a great first impression.
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I'm going to have to return
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I'm going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...
I just can’t see myself wearing it!
Richard
Last night I walked past the
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Last night I walked past the cemetery and came upon three young girls who asked me to walk with them through the graveyard as they were afraid to do so at night. I walked with them and , on the way, told them that once upon a time I felt the same as they did when I was alive.
Richard
Oldy but goody? "I saw an
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Oldy but goody?
"I saw an elephant on the LA Freeway the other day.
Yeah? What was he doing there?
About 3 mph like everyone else."
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From my Facebook account:
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From my Facebook account: Fat Boy Natural BBQ was where it was from (I think).
"Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me.
I was like
What the Hellman".
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Gravity Waves, but
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Gravity Waves,
but Planck's are Constant.
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One of the best things about
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One of the best things about Christmas is opening all the Christmas cards and watching the cash pour out.
Yes - we had a wonderful time in the sorting office.
Richard
Hmmmm....
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Hmmmm....
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