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Tom M
Tom M
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If you think these jokes

If you think these jokes aren't "half bad" you should hear the Other half...

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Tom M
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Did you know the price of

Did you know the price of methane going down is a simple matter of supply and demand?

 

Yup, there are more old farts ..

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Tom M
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The original printing press

The original printing press made a great first impression.

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Kavanagh
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I'm going to have to return

I'm going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...
I just can’t see myself wearing it!

Richard

Kavanagh
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Last night I walked past the

Last night I walked past the cemetery and came upon three young girls who asked me to walk with them through the graveyard as they were afraid to do so at night. I walked with them and , on the way, told them that once upon a time I felt the same as they did when I was alive.

Richard

Tom M
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Oldy but goody? "I saw an

Oldy but goody?

"I saw an elephant on the LA Freeway the other day.

Yeah? What was he doing there?

About 3 mph like everyone else."

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Tom M
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From my Facebook account: 

From my Facebook account:  Fat Boy Natural BBQ was where it was from (I think).

"Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me.

 

I was like

 

What the Hellman".

 

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Tom M
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Gravity Waves, but

Gravity Waves,

but Planck's are Constant.

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Kavanagh
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One of the best things about

One of the best things about Christmas is opening all the Christmas cards and watching the cash pour out.
Yes - we had a wonderful time in the sorting office.

Richard

Tom M
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Hmmmm....

Hmmmm....

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