It has been said as a man gets older he loses 3 things.
The eyes go bad, I have needed reading glasses for years.
The hair goes away and I have been quite bald for years.
Unfortunately I am unable to remember the 3rd.
Even if you're having a bad day, NEVER say "Well, what else can go wrong!"
The universe has a list and is just waiting to show you.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Even if you're having a bad day, NEVER say "Well, what else can go wrong!" The universe has a list and is just waiting to show you.
Isn't that the 2nd law of thermodynamics in action?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Of all the things I expect to loose in 2024, humor will be what I miss the most.
:(
Consider. It's the USA election season.
Will we ever see the light in Dark matter?
There is a store in Lawrence, Kansas, USA called Dragon Hold. It has a sign outside which posts some humor that should fit right in here.
"What do you get when a Snowman looses his Temper?"
"A Meltdown."
The Weather is produced by a bunch of "blowhards".
Seeing as how often they change the forecast, you're probably right!
Tom M wrote: The Weather is produced by a bunch of "blowhards". Seeing as how often they change the forecast, you're probably right!
So we are wondering how "Meta" we can get? Remember there really is a difference between Weather and a Weather Forecaster.
;)
I wonder why there aren't many good jokes on Saturdays?
It is the Weakend?
It has been said as a man
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It has been said as a man gets older he loses 3 things.
The eyes go bad, I have needed reading glasses for years.
The hair goes away and I have been quite bald for years.
Unfortunately I am unable to remember the 3rd.
Even if you're having a bad
)
Even if you're having a bad day, NEVER say "Well, what else can go wrong!"
The universe has a list and is just waiting to show you.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Even if you're
)
Isn't that the 2nd law of thermodynamics in action?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Of all the things I expect to
)
Of all the things I expect to loose in 2024, humor will be what I miss the most.
:(
Consider. It's the USA election season.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Will we ever see the light in
)
Will we ever see the light in Dark matter?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
There is a store in Lawrence,
)
There is a store in Lawrence, Kansas, USA called Dragon Hold. It has a sign outside which posts some humor that should fit right in here.
"What do you get when a Snowman looses his Temper?"
"A Meltdown."
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
The Weather is produced by a
)
The Weather is produced by a bunch of "blowhards".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Tom M wrote: The Weather is
)
Seeing as how often they change the forecast, you're probably right!
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Tom M
)
So we are wondering how "Meta" we can get? Remember there really is a difference between Weather and a Weather Forecaster.
;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I wonder why there aren't
)
I wonder why there aren't many good jokes on Saturdays?
It is the Weakend?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)