Humor

Betreger
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It has been said as a man

It has been said as a man gets older he loses 3 things.

The eyes go bad, I have needed reading glasses  for years.

The hair goes away and I have been quite bald for years.

Unfortunately I am unable to remember the 3rd.

RandyC
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Even if you're having a bad

Even if you're having a bad day, NEVER say "Well, what else can go wrong!"

The universe has a list and is just waiting to show you.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Even if you're

RandyC wrote:

Even if you're having a bad day, NEVER say "Well, what else can go wrong!"

The universe has a list and is just waiting to show you.

Isn't that the 2nd law of thermodynamics in action?

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Tom M
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Of all the things I expect to

Of all the things I expect to loose in 2024, humor will be what I miss the most.

:(

 

 

Consider. It's the USA election season.

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Tom M
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Will we ever see the light in

Will we ever see the light in Dark matter?

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Tom M
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There is a store in Lawrence,

There is a store in Lawrence, Kansas, USA called Dragon Hold. It has a sign outside which posts some humor that should fit right in here.

"What do you get when a Snowman looses his Temper?"

 

 

"A Meltdown."

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Tom M
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The Weather is produced by a

The Weather is produced by a bunch of "blowhards".

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RandyC
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Tom M wrote: The Weather is

Tom M wrote:

The Weather is produced by a bunch of "blowhards".

Seeing as how often they change the forecast, you're probably right!

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Tom M

RandyC wrote:

Tom M wrote:

The Weather is produced by a bunch of "blowhards".

Seeing as how often they change the forecast, you're probably right!

So we are wondering how "Meta" we can get?  Remember there really is a difference between Weather and a Weather Forecaster.

;)

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Tom M
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I wonder why there aren't

I wonder why there aren't many good jokes on Saturdays?

 

 

It is the Weakend?

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