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Tom M
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Tom M wrote:From a book

Tom M wrote:

From a book reporting on graffiti.

"Jesus saves"

In different hand writing below it.

"But Moses invests"

While poking around I found this:

Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.

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Kavanagh
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Potatoes make chips, crisps,

Potatoes make chips, crisps, mash, roasts, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying!

Richard

Mike Hewson
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Yes, but in polite

Yes, but in polite conversation we don't even mention the efforts of carrots and their anaemic brothers, the parsnips.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
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Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?

Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?

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RandyC
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There's always carrot cake 

There's always carrot cake 

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
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Just saw some depressing

Just saw some depressing News.

They have now linked over two hundred genes to depression.

 

https://neurosciencenews.com/depression-genetics-25446/

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Kavanagh
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My friend's dog died, so I

My friend's dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: "What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!"

Richard

Mike Hewson
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LOL. That is just too wicked!

LOL. That is just too wicked! ;-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
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It took me a couple of

It took me a couple of minutes to finally get it.

Delayed reaction Humor can be some of the best.

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Tom M
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What do you call a Truck

What do you call a Truck driver who just missed their exit?

 

 

A Tourist.

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