From a book reporting on graffiti. "Jesus saves" In different hand writing below it. "But Moses invests"
From a book reporting on graffiti.
"Jesus saves"
In different hand writing below it.
"But Moses invests"
While poking around I found this:
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Potatoes make chips, crisps, mash, roasts, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying!
Richard
Yes, but in polite conversation we don't even mention the efforts of carrots and their anaemic brothers, the parsnips.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?
There's always carrot cake
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Just saw some depressing News.
They have now linked over two hundred genes to depression.
https://neurosciencenews.com/depression-genetics-25446/
My friend's dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: "What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!"
LOL. That is just too wicked! ;-)
It took me a couple of minutes to finally get it.
Delayed reaction Humor can be some of the best.
What do you call a Truck driver who just missed their exit?
A Tourist.
Tom M wrote:From a book
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While poking around I found this:
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Potatoes make chips, crisps,
)
Potatoes make chips, crisps, mash, roasts, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying!
Richard
Yes, but in polite
)
Yes, but in polite conversation we don't even mention the efforts of carrots and their anaemic brothers, the parsnips.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?
)
Carrot or Parsnip Alcohol?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
There's always carrot cake
)
There's always carrot cake
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Just saw some depressing
)
Just saw some depressing News.
They have now linked over two hundred genes to depression.
https://neurosciencenews.com/depression-genetics-25446/
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
My friend's dog died, so I
)
My friend's dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: "What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!"
Richard
LOL. That is just too wicked!
)
LOL. That is just too wicked! ;-)
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
It took me a couple of
)
It took me a couple of minutes to finally get it.
Delayed reaction Humor can be some of the best.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
What do you call a Truck
)
What do you call a Truck driver who just missed their exit?
A Tourist.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)