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M R DUCKS

M R NOT

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C D WINGS

C D FEET

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M R DUCKS

It helps if you say the above with a hillbilly accent!

I’ve mixed emotions about recent developments. I’ve 60 years of a peaceful devoted marriage where my wife’s only request was that I never ask her about or open a shoe box of hers in the closet. But now her doctor suggests we put her affairs in order. My wife told me to bring over to her that shoebox because it was appropriate I learn what it held. It surprised me there was over $100,000 of cash and two crocheted dolls inside. I asked her about it and she patiently explained how when we got married her grandmother told her a secret for a happy marriage. My wife said: “Grandma recommended that if I get angry with you to just not say anything about it and go crochet a doll.” Looking at those two little dolls I was moved to tears that in all our years together she’d only been angry with me twice. When I got myself under control I said to her: “Now I know about the dolls where did all that money come from?” I’ve got mixed emotions since my wife told me this: “Silly, that’s the money I made from selling crocheted dolls.”