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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: A tanker

6 Feb 2024 1:49:42 UTC
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    Kavanagh wrote:

    A tanker carrying red paint has collided with a tanker carrying blue paint.
    Over 500 sailors have been marooned.

    What color is the island?

    :)

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    Kavanagh
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    I got into a fight with a

    9 Feb 2024 7:38:01 UTC
    Message 222216
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      I got into a fight with a bloke who had a sword. He cut my arms, legs and torso off...
      So I quit whilst I was a head.

      Richard

      Tom M
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      A very sharp PUN!

      9 Feb 2024 12:56:49 UTC
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        A very sharp PUN!

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        Tom M
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        I heard that Campbell's soup

        10 Feb 2024 0:15:24 UTC
        Message 222237
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          I heard that Campbell's soup is going to place Ads all around the NFL Super bowl.

          They are going to call the Ad campaign "Souper Bowl,"

           

           

          .Ouch, ouch, ouch, don't hit me.....

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          Tom M
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          A Radio Dj reported the

          10 Feb 2024 0:19:47 UTC
          Message 222238
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            A Radio Dj reported the following from driving to work one day.

            There was a head driving with its ears in the next car over.

            The Dj concluded "Your A Head in a Ford all the way."

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            Kavanagh
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            “Anyway doctor, I applied the

            10 Feb 2024 7:08:45 UTC
            Message 222248
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              “Anyway doctor, I applied the haemorrhoid cream and got a nasty reaction”.
              “Where did you apply it?”
              “On the bus.”

              Richard

              Tom M
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              Apparently President Biden is

              10 Feb 2024 23:25:16 UTC
              Message 222264
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                Apparently President Biden is having trouble with his memory.

                 

                 

                And he keeps forgetting to do something about it?

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                Tom M
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                https://www.boredpanda.com/we

                11 Feb 2024 0:31:03 UTC
                Message 222267
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                  https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-pics-without-context/

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                  Kavanagh
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                  Wooo hooo - I just sold my

                  13 Feb 2024 7:31:59 UTC
                  Message 222329
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                    Wooo hooo - I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay...........
                    .........for the 22nd time.

                    Richard

                    Tom M
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                    Kavanagh wrote: Wooo hooo -

                    13 Feb 2024 13:12:19 UTC
                    Message 222337 in response to message 222329
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                      Kavanagh wrote:

                      Wooo hooo - I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay...........
                      .........for the 22nd time.

                       

                      ROFLing!!!!!

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