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Tom M
Tom M
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The Wisdom you can learn from

The Wisdom you can learn from going to a Week long camp at the Boy Scouts (USA).

"Beanie Weenies. The musical fruit.

The more you eat, the more you 'toot'.

The more you toot the better you feel.

So lets have Beanie Weenies for every meal!"

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

RandyC
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Tom M wrote: The Wisdom you

Tom M wrote:

The Wisdom you can learn from going to a Week long camp at the Boy Scouts (USA).

"Beanie Weenies. The musical fruit.

The more you eat, the more you 'toot'.

The more you toot the better you feel.

So lets have Beanie Weenies for every meal!"

 

Beans, beans...they're good for your heart--

The more you eat, the more you f**t

The more you f**t, the better you feel!

Have some beans with Every Meal!!!

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Tom M

RandyC wrote:

Tom M wrote:

The Wisdom you can learn from going to a Week long camp at the Boy Scouts (USA).

"Beanie Weenies. The musical fruit.

The more you eat, the more you 'toot'.

The more you toot the better you feel.

So lets have Beanie Weenies for every meal!"

 

Beans, beans...they're good for your heart--

The more you eat, the more you f**t

The more you f**t, the better you feel!

Have some beans with Every Meal!!!

I like your rhythm MUCH better than mine!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Kavanagh
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How many psychiatrists does

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

Richard

Kavanagh
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

 

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: ʎɐqǝ uo

Kavanagh wrote:

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

 

My first guess is that it was a mirror image. But when I held my phone to the mirror it still was wonky. Then I finally got it.

You are amazingly flexible.

Tom M

 

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Scrooge McDuck
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Kavanagh schrieb:ʎɐqǝ uo

Kavanagh wrote:
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

My first guess was they've included all letters upside down in Unicode. If there's space for hundreds of emoticons... why not...

But no... only some are contained... So it's a tendious business...

U+028E    ʎ    0xca 0x8e    LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED Y
U+0250    ɐ    0xc9 0x90    LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED A
U+0071    q    0x71         LATIN SMALL LETTER Q
U+01DD    ǝ    0xc7 0x9d    LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED E
U+0075    u    0x75         LATIN SMALL LETTER U
U+006F    o    0x6f         LATIN SMALL LETTER O
U+0070    p    0x70         LATIN SMALL LETTER P
U+0279    ɹ    0xc9 0xb9    LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED R
...
U+029E    ʞ    0xca 0x9e    LATIN SMALL LETTER TURNED K
U+0131    ı    0xc4 0xb1    LATIN SMALL LETTER DOTLESS I

A new research domain: Encoding text; readable for humans but indecipherable for Google & AI...

RandyC
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My wife thought our kids were

My wife thought our kids were spoiled,

But I think most kids just smell like that.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: My wife

RandyC wrote:

My wife thought our kids were spoiled,

But I think most kids just smell like that.

They would have lasted longer if you kept them in the refrigerator?

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RandyC
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When you stop believing in

When you stop believing in Santa Claus, then you get underwear and socks.

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