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Tom M
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The reason the Search for

21 Dec 2023 1:13:17 UTC
Message 220522
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    The reason the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence is so important?

     

    Because we haven't found any Intelligence here?

    :)

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    Kavanagh
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    Why do mathematicians confuse

    23 Dec 2023 8:13:31 UTC
    Message 220569
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      Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

      Because 31(Oct) = 25(Dec)

      Richard

      Tom M
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      Kavanagh wrote: Why do

      23 Dec 2023 10:51:00 UTC
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        Kavanagh wrote:

        Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

        Because 31(Oct) = 25(Dec)

        GROAN.

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        Not being born into a rich

        23 Dec 2023 14:39:02 UTC
        Message 220581
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          Not being born into a rich family was my first and worst financial mistake. It's been downhill ever since.

          Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

          Tom M
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          RandyC wrote: Not being born

          23 Dec 2023 16:31:59 UTC
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            RandyC wrote:

            Not being born into a rich family was my first and worst financial mistake. It's been downhill ever since.

            And that IS the "lowdown"!

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            Tom M
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            Love. Hope. Peace.  

            25 Dec 2023 1:17:09 UTC
            Message 220617
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              Love.

              Hope.

              Peace.

               

              ROFLing.

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              Tom M
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              https://www.brainyquote.com/q

              26 Dec 2023 17:15:30 UTC
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                https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/carl_sandburg_176941

                A politician needs three hats...

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                Kavanagh
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                Q- "How did they first split

                29 Dec 2023 6:45:45 UTC
                Message 220729
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                  Q- "How did they first split the atom"
                  A- Put it in the post marked "Fragile"

                  Richard

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                  Kavanagh wrote: Q- "How did

                  29 Dec 2023 10:58:03 UTC
                  Message 220735 in response to message 220729
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                    Kavanagh wrote:

                    Q- "How did they first split the atom"
                    A- Put it in the post marked "Fragile"

                    So will it show up or not? Only Schroeder's cat knows for sure?

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                    Tom M
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                    We all know that Santa

                    31 Dec 2023 16:35:24 UTC
                    Message 220789
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                      We all know that Santa Claus's reindeer like to drink and have a good time.

                      But which reindeer was the only Known Alcoholic?

                       

                       

                       

                      Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer......?

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