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RandyC
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I once had a job in a muffler

I once had a job in a muffler factory, but I had to quit because it was so exhausting.

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Tom M
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My pharmacist said he would

My pharmacist said he would be "short staffed" today.

When I went to pickup product it was clear.  Most of the staff were under 5' tall.

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Betreger
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I stayed up all night

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me

Tom M
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Ouch!

Ouch!

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RandyC
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The trouble with retirement

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off!

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Kavanagh
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Just before surgery the

Just before surgery the surgeon said,
"Relax Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."
The patient replied, "But Doctor, my name is not Jim."
The surgeon answered, "I know. I'm Jim!"

Richard

Mike Hewson
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That's a very good gag. Too

That's a very good gag. Too close to the truth perhaps. I recall my first proper instruction in surgery, as a young medical student tutored by a surgeon, who wouldn't let me near the scalpel. In his words : "My First Rule of Surgery is any idiot can make a hole! The skill is in what you do next." 

That was a good start to my career in 'minor' procedures.

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
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  I told that little joke

 

I told that little joke to a friend who replied:-

"That reminds me of when I went in for an operation for caver's elbow and when the surgeon came to see me shortly before being anaesthetised he asked me which knee it was."

Caver's elbow is also known as olecranon bursitis, in case anyone feels the urge to Google it.

Richard

RandyC
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Picard to Riker: So, you've

Picard to Riker: So, you've never seen The Hunt for Red October?

Riker: No, I don't like movies with...sub titles.

Troi: *face palm*

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Tom M
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I like humor that really

I like humor that really "carves things up" or like lots of 2008 mortgages are "underwater".

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