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Tom M
Tom M
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Richard, Sorry. It went

16 Oct 2023 11:22:58 UTC
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    Richard,

    Sorry. It went right over my head. Darn.

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

    GWGeorge007
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    Tom M

    16 Oct 2023 15:54:12 UTC
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      Tom M wrote:

      Richard,

      Sorry. It went right over my head. Darn.

      As in Napoleon Bonaparte...   LOL!   ;>)

      George

      Proud member of the Old Farts Association

      Tom M
      Tom M
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      Why is a false friend like

      18 Oct 2023 22:23:26 UTC
      Message 218316
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        Why is a false friend like the letter "P"?

         

        Because he is first in Pity and last in helP.

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        When is a restaurant like a woodshed?

         

         

        When it is a "chop house".

        From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Kavanagh
        Kavanagh
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        What did our parents do to

        19 Oct 2023 7:45:21 UTC
        Message 218326
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          What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

          I asked my ten brothers and sisters, but they don't know either!

          Richard

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          Snark!

          19 Oct 2023 10:19:40 UTC
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            Snark!

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            RandyC
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            Warden to condemned

            21 Oct 2023 12:59:27 UTC
            Message 218391
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              Warden to condemned criminal:

              Well, this is it, time to WALK the last mile.

              Criminal:

              If it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon SKIP it.

              Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

              Tom M
              Tom M
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              And now an ARM(s) race! 

              25 Oct 2023 2:18:08 UTC
              Message 218508
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                And now an ARM(s) race!   ;)

                https://www.reuters.com/technology/nvidia-make-arm-based-pc-chips-major-new-challenge-intel-2023-10-23/

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Scrooge McDuck
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                It was an ALPHA that

                25 Oct 2023 9:34:36 UTC
                Message 218514
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                  It was an ALPHA that unsuccessfully attacked the pecking order in the Wintel wolf pack, 30 years ago.

                  Tom M
                  Tom M
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                  Scrooge McDuck wrote: It was

                  25 Oct 2023 14:29:45 UTC
                  Message 218523 in response to message 218514
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                    Scrooge McDuck wrote:

                    It was an ALPHA that unsuccessfully attacked the pecking order in the Wintel wolf pack, 30 years ago.

                    I remember them being reported as amazingly fast.

                    Tom M

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    RandyC
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                    I took my 8 year old daughter

                    27 Oct 2023 2:31:09 UTC
                    Message 218595
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                      I took my 8 year old daughter to work on 'take your daughter to work day'. 

                      Her first words were: 'but daddy, where are all the clowns you keep saying you work with'?

                      Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

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