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cecht
cecht
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My doctor said my DNA is

My doctor said my DNA is backwards. I said, ...
AND?

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
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I was pruning my LinkedIN

I was pruning my LinkedIN account when I ran across and connection who said she was a "retired computer trainer".

 

My imagination came up with her trying to train a webserver by feeding it cookies......

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Tom M
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Why is the letter "E" always

Why is the letter "E" always discontented?

 

For while it is never out of health or pocket. It never appears in good spirits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming

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Tom M
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Most of these Puns are new to

Most of these Puns are new to me.

Tom M

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Tom M
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Most of these Puns are new to

Most of these Puns are new to me.

Tom M

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Kavanagh
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Just seen a speedboat full of

Just seen a speedboat full of Scouts go speeding by…
They must've been doing at least 30 knots!

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Just seen a

Kavanagh wrote:

Just seen a speedboat full of Scouts go speeding by…
They must've been doing at least 30 knots!

 

How naughty of them......

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cecht
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An invisible man married an

An invisible man married an invisible woman. ...
The kids were nothing to look at either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

loganlisle, on Instagram

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Tom M
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That (chronic) illness which

That (chronic) illness which doesn't kill you,

makes you weaker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

With apologies to Social Darwinists ;)

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Tom M
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One way to turn "hindsight"

One way to turn "hindsight" into "foresight".

 

 

 

 

 

Is to "turn it around".

 

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