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Tom M
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Gary Roberts wrote: Doctor: 

Gary Roberts wrote:

Doctor:  Do you wake up grumpy?

 

Patient:   No, not usually ...

           ... It's more peaceful to let her sleep in ....

HA!!!

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Tom M
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Out of the mouths of

Out of the mouths of babe's.

Mama, this "work ethic" followed me home.

 

 

Can I keep him?

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cecht
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My son was chewing on

My son was chewing on electrical cords, ...
  so I had to ground him.
    He's doing better currently,
       and conducting himself properly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
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cecht wrote: My son was

cecht wrote:

My son was chewing on electrical cords, ...
  so I had to ground him.
    He's doing better currently,
       and conducting himself properly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

Oh My.  A "triple"!

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Jinkei
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Excellent one indeed!

Excellent one indeed!

E pluribus unum

Tom M
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When can humor be

When can humor be depressing?

 

 

When it is "underground".

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GWGeorge007
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After countless hours of

After countless hours of practice during the 1980's, I'm quite certain of my ability to protect Earth from the existential threat presented by a planet killer asteroid.

animation entity

 

 

From another website on Yahoo News !

George

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Tom M
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Oh, my.

Oh, my.

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Jinkei
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I have every confidence in

I have every confidence in your abilities, George!

E pluribus unum

Tom M
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A high jumper is someone who

A high jumper is someone who is trying to get over themselves?

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