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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: What do you

Kavanagh wrote:

What do you call a Magician that looses his magic?

Ian

VERY GOOD!

I took more than 30 seconds before I GOT IT. 

I kept looping through, "I don't get it".....

Anyway.

Tom M

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mikey
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A mentally challenged person

A mentally challenged person was about to be released into the public because of all the progress they had made but they had to go thru one last test, the tester asked the person 'where is your stomach' and the person pointed to their stomach, the tester said 'where is your knee' and the person pointed to their knee, the tester asked 'where is your mouth' and the person pointed to their mouth, the tester said 'that's very good how do you know all those things' and the person to her brain and said 'kidneys'. I know, I know the delivery is bad as written here but it's funny if you can do it as a comedian especially if you stretch out the word kidneys into something like kiddneeeys.

Tom M
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It sounds like it would be

It sounds like it would be even funnier if we could see a video of it... You tube where are you???

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cecht
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I had a great childhood. My

I had a great childhood. My dad used to roll me down hills in tires.
... Those were Goodyears.

 

 

 

 

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Tom M
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From the recycled jokes

From the recycled jokes list.

 

Be Alert!

 

 

What's 

Lert?

 

 

 

 

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cecht
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My wife told me she'd leave

My wife told me she'd leave me if I kept using Star Wars puns...

I guess divorce is strong with this one.

 

 

 

 

 

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Tom M
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cecht wrote: My wife told me

cecht wrote:

My wife told me she'd leave me if I kept using Star Wars puns...

I guess divorce is strong with this one.

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

Ouch!

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Tom M
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Some of you may know I am

Some of you may know I am something of a moderate "Liberal".

Others know I am suffering from the effects of LongCovid.

One of those effects is sometimes my brain goes "fuzzy".

Therefore I am OFFICIALLY a "fuzzy-brained liberal"...

 

 

 

ROFLing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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GWGeorge007
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Tom M wrote: Some of you may

Tom M wrote:

Some of you may know I am something of a moderate "Liberal".

Others know I am suffering from the effects of LongCovid.

One of those effects is sometimes my brain goes "fuzzy".

Therefore I am OFFICIALLY a "fuzzy-brained liberal"...

 

ROFLing...

Well...  "fuzzy-brained liberal"...  That explains a lot!

And I hate to say this, but at the rate I'm going I'm going to also become a "fuzzy-brained liberal", though not for being infected with the effects of LongCovid or actually being a Liberal.  I'm a Conservative at heart, always have been and I guess I always will be.

Maybe I'll call myself a "fuzzy-brained Conservative"...!   ;^)

George

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cecht
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Have you seen the movie

Have you seen the movie Constipation?  Me either...
It hasn't come out yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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