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cecht
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I have a fear of

I have a fear of elevators...


    I'm taking steps to avoid it.

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
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cecht wrote: I have a fear

cecht wrote:

I have a fear of elevators...


    I'm taking steps to avoid it.

Good one!

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Tom M
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Oh dear. Richard.

Oh dear. Richard.

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Tom M
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Nap

Nap frequently 

 

 

 

It's restful.

 

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Tom M
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I'm afraid of

I'm afraid of heights.

 

 

I am trying to get over it.

 

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cecht
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My wife said to take out the

My wife said to take out the spider instead of killing it.  So I did...
    We had a few drinks; pretty nice guy. And he's a web developer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

loganlisle, on Instagram

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HAL
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The reason I'm intellectually

The reason I'm intellectually superior to everyone else is because I know I'm not.

Processing work units with "outdated" (according to Microsoft) Ryzen 7 1700

Tom M
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cecht wrote: My wife said to

cecht wrote:

My wife said to take out the spider instead of killing it.  So I did...
    We had a few drinks; pretty nice guy. And he's a web developer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

loganlisle, on Instagram

 

That joke just wants to make me "crawl".

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Tom M
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HAL wrote: The reason I'm

HAL wrote:

The reason I'm intellectually superior to everyone else is because I know I'm not.

Recursive humor?

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Gary Roberts
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Doctor:  Do you wake up

Doctor:  Do you wake up grumpy?

 

Patient:   No, not usually ...

           ... It's more peaceful to let her sleep in ....

Cheers,
Gary.

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