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cecht
cecht
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I have a fear of

25 Oct 2022 23:00:49 UTC
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    I have a fear of elevators...


        I'm taking steps to avoid it.

    Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

    Tom M
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    cecht wrote: I have a fear

    25 Oct 2022 23:14:28 UTC
    Message 202895 in response to message 202894
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      cecht wrote:

      I have a fear of elevators...


          I'm taking steps to avoid it.

      Good one!

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

      Tom M
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      Oh dear. Richard.

      25 Oct 2022 23:15:31 UTC
      Message 202896 in response to message 202825
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        Oh dear. Richard.

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

        Tom M
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        Nap

        26 Oct 2022 16:32:18 UTC
        Message 202916
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          Nap frequently 

           

           

           

          It's restful.

           

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          I'm afraid of

          27 Oct 2022 12:32:04 UTC
          Message 202940
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            I'm afraid of heights.

             

             

            I am trying to get over it.

             

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

            cecht
            cecht
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            My wife said to take out the

            28 Oct 2022 21:37:55 UTC
            Message 202998
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              My wife said to take out the spider instead of killing it.  So I did...
                  We had a few drinks; pretty nice guy. And he's a web developer.

               

               

               

               

               

               

               

               

              loganlisle, on Instagram

              Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

              HAL
              HAL
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              The reason I'm intellectually

              28 Oct 2022 21:42:24 UTC
              Message 203002
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                The reason I'm intellectually superior to everyone else is because I know I'm not.

                Processing work units with "outdated" (according to Microsoft) Ryzen 7 1700

                Tom M
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                cecht wrote: My wife said to

                28 Oct 2022 21:42:31 UTC
                Message 203003 in response to message 202998
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                  cecht wrote:

                  My wife said to take out the spider instead of killing it.  So I did...
                      We had a few drinks; pretty nice guy. And he's a web developer.

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                   

                  loganlisle, on Instagram

                   

                  That joke just wants to make me "crawl".

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

                  Tom M
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                  HAL wrote: The reason I'm

                  28 Oct 2022 21:43:43 UTC
                  Message 203005 in response to message 203002
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                    HAL wrote:

                    The reason I'm intellectually superior to everyone else is because I know I'm not.

                    Recursive humor?

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

                    Gary Roberts
                    Gary Roberts
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                    Doctor:  Do you wake up

                    29 Oct 2022 10:51:29 UTC
                    Message 203038
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                      Doctor:  Do you wake up grumpy?

                       

                      Patient:   No, not usually ...

                                 ... It's more peaceful to let her sleep in ....

                      Cheers,
                      Gary.

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