Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert A. Heinlein
That's terrible! Especially if the Pig has a wonderful singing voice.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Did you hear about the procrastinator who stopped to think?
He hasn't moved since.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
How are low blood pressure and low water pressure alike?
When they happen they can make you feel dizzy?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
This joke may be too meta to appeal. If you google the first line it may become funnier.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
First they would have to make a list of all the idiot points they needed to perform...
Second they would have to make a plan to hit all those idiot points....
Etc.
Like I said it would take too much work....
ROFLing...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
RandyC wrote: Never attempt
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That's terrible! Especially if the Pig has a wonderful singing voice.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
IF MY GRUMBLING WIFE WERE
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IF MY GRUMBLING WIFE
WERE STILL ALIVE
I JUST MIGHT ENJOY TONIGHT'S MOON
ISSA
From "Haiku Harvest"
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Thats sad and beautiful
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Thats sad and beautiful
E pluribus unum
Did you hear about the
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Did you hear about the procrastinator who stopped to think?
He hasn't moved since.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
How are low blood pressure
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How are low blood pressure and low water pressure alike?
When they happen they can make you feel dizzy?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
It was a dark and stormy
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It was a dark and stormy night.
Lightning struck.
A shot rang out.
It was
THE END
This joke may be too meta to appeal. If you google the first line it may become funnier.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
As I watched the dog chasing
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Then I realised I was watching the dog chase his tail!
Richard
HA!!! An excellent
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HA!!!
An excellent self-referential joke :)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Most people are not complete
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Most people are not complete idiots.
After all, that would take an EFFORT!
Huh?
Yup.
First they would have to make a list of all the idiot points they needed to perform...
Second they would have to make a plan to hit all those idiot points....
Etc.
Like I said it would take too much work....
ROFLing...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What part of a watch supports
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What part of a watch supports a Flower?
The Stem.
From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!