Not sure if it counts, since I am cheating with time zones, but here goes:
What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
"You guys have no life"
A real groaner :)
On Seti@Home we kept a running joke about the "Seti Toaster" award. I can see if I can make a heat proof decal we can apply to any toaster...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
My understanding of the Mystery Writers Association motto is:
"Crime doesn't Pay."
"Enough."
That is a complaint about the low cents per word for stories....
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Many years ago I ran across a sweat shirt with the following on it.
Are you a MAN or a mouse?
Squeak up!
Yes, it had a cartoon of a mouse on it.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
<Cartoon picture of a humanoid with a mushroom shaped head>
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
You find some jokes in various books. Like this one.
A French fry walks into a bar.
Asks for drink.
The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve food"
101 jokes book.
3 drunks walked into a bar. Two said "Ouch". The third ducked...
101 jokes book
What did the little demon say to the big demon?
"I'm tired of being the lesser of two evils!"
Some joke book someplace in my past.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Not sure if it counts, since
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Not sure if it counts, since I am cheating with time zones, but here goes:
What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
"You guys have no life"
E pluribus unum
Jinkei wrote:Not sure if it
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A real groaner :)
On Seti@Home we kept a running joke about the "Seti Toaster" award. I can see if I can make a heat proof decal we can apply to any toaster...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I've ordered some German
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I've ordered some German food.
The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.
Richard
Well played :)
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Well played :)
E pluribus unum
My understanding of the
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My understanding of the Mystery Writers Association motto is:
"Crime doesn't Pay."
"Enough."
That is a complaint about the low cents per word for stories....
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Many years ago I ran across
)
Many years ago I ran across a sweat shirt with the following on it.
Are you a MAN or a mouse?
Squeak up!
Yes, it had a cartoon of a mouse on it.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
From a poster... They keep
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From a poster...
They keep me in the Dark.
And they throw a lot of shit at me.
I must be a MUSHROOM!
<Cartoon picture of a humanoid with a mushroom shaped head>
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
The age at which people can
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The age at which people can afford to retire keeps going up.
Before you know it, the night nurse takes off with your walker...
E pluribus unum
Gravity is downhill all the
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Gravity is downhill all the way?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
You find some jokes in
)
You find some jokes in various books. Like this one.
A French fry walks into a bar.
Asks for drink.
The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve food"
101 jokes book.
3 drunks walked into a bar. Two said "Ouch". The third ducked...
101 jokes book
What did the little demon say to the big demon?
"I'm tired of being the lesser of two evils!"
Some joke book someplace in my past.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!