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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Is it true that the Orphan

Is it true that the Orphan Society's website doesn't have a home page?

Richard

RandyC
RandyC
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I've started telling

I've started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

RandyC
RandyC
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May you live to be so old

May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: May you live

RandyC wrote:

May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

Ouch, I HOPE not :)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: I've started

RandyC wrote:

I've started telling everybody about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

I suppose that thought was fruit of the moment?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

RandyC
RandyC
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Doing nothing is a lot harder

Doing nothing is a lot harder than you might think.

You never know when you are done.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Doing nothing

RandyC wrote:

Doing nothing is a lot harder than you might think.

You never know when you are done.

A meditative thought for Sunday morning ;)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Tom M
Tom M
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What kind of shoes are made

What kind of shoes are made out of banana skins?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Slippers

 

 

 

From Riddles, Riddles, Riddles by Joseph Leeming

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I received a brown envelope

I received a brown envelope through the door this morning that said 'Do not bend!'
I thought, "How am I going to pick that up then?"

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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I will offer a free "SETI

I will offer a free "SETI Toaster" to the first person to post a joke on Friday.  (You pay shipping and handling ;)

Tom M

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

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