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RandyC
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STRESSED is desserts spelled

STRESSED is desserts spelled backwards.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: STRESSED is

RandyC wrote:

STRESSED is desserts spelled backwards.

SWEET!

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Kavanagh
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If you weigh a whale at a

If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?
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Somewhere, over the rainbow, weigh a pie…..

Richard

RandyC
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I went down to the paint

I went down to the paint store to get thinner.

 

 

It didn't work.

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RandyC
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Never in the history of

Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down.

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Kavanagh
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My dog ate a bunch of

My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles. Left him with the vet. But still no word yet.

Richard

Jinkei
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Heh. It might spell disaster!

Heh. It might spell disaster!

E pluribus unum

Tom M
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Here is a riddle I have no

Here is a riddle I have no answer for.

Why were Quaker Oats shot from Cannons?

 

 

 

Your answer here...

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Mike Hewson
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To break fast your breakfast

To break fast your breakfast ! ( cue advertising jingle ).

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Actually a quick DuckDuckGo search reveals this method of puffing up cereals.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Jinkei
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That is one interesting

That is one interesting article!

And as much as I'd like to, I always struggle at the language jokes as my mastery of English often isn't sufficient to get them. But being the kid of an Anglophile, I do like them. I feel English lends itself much more to language witticisms than my own (quite frankly) horrible language (Dutch).

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