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Tom M
Tom M
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I tried to beat my own

I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

I had hopped for a better time.

 

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Tom M
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“Having lost sight of our

"Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts."
― Walt Kelly
 

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Tom M
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Cats are premium

Cats are premium transportation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have heard of cat-elacs (Cadillacs) ?

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Tom M
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“We are confronted with

“We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”
― Walt Kelly

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Kavanagh
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Tom M
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Mr. Schrodinger's cat is

Mr. Schrodinger's cat is neither here or there....

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Jinkei
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I never het tired of these

I never get tired of these jokes. A Schrödinger Smiley for you :):

E pluribus unum

Jinkei
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Never trust an atom. They

Never trust an atom. They make up everything...

E pluribus unum

RandyC
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Someone who is too

Someone who is too sophisticated to create/build a simple design is an Educated Idiot.

The term Rube Goldberg comes to mind.

 

 

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Tom M
Tom M
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What kind of bread has an

What kind of bread has an expression?

Rye bread, of course.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Wry)

 

 

 

 

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