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RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
Posts: 6,279
Credit: 111,139,797
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GENIE: I will grant you three

GENIE: I will grant you three wishes

ME: I wish for a world without lawyers

GENIE: Done. You have no wishes remaining

ME: But you granted me three wishes

GENIE: So sue me

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Paige Turner
Paige Turner
Joined: 2 Jun 22
Posts: 2
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Jinkei
Jinkei
Joined: 28 Aug 10
Posts: 348
Credit: 236,427,047
RAC: 580,774

That's a little dark

That's a little dark

E pluribus unum

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1,696
Credit: 101,472,116
RAC: 6,961

I told my interviewer that

I told my interviewer that I'm a down to earth sort of chap. Apparently, that's not what they want to hear when they're recruiting pilots.

 

Richard

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1,696
Credit: 101,472,116
RAC: 6,961

“As one door closes, another

“As one door closes, another one opens,” he said.
“That's all well and good,” I said, “But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car.”

Richard

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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Joined: 1 Dec 05
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Very good Richard. You win

Very good Richard. You win first prize : dinner out with Johnny & Amber   ;-))

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6,060
Credit: 8,194,427,400
RAC: 6,457,331

If you were making some

If you were making some homemade eggnog and splattered some.

 

 

Would the "yoke" be on you?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
Posts: 6,279
Credit: 111,139,797
RAC: 0

Three things I

Three things I love:

Eating my family and not using commas.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6,060
Credit: 8,194,427,400
RAC: 6,457,331

RandyC wrote: Three things I

RandyC wrote:

Three things I love:

Eating my family and not using commas.

So your immediate family are mostly insects?

Tom M

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6,060
Credit: 8,194,427,400
RAC: 6,457,331

We have met the

We have met the enemy.

 

He is us.

 

Pogo

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

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