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RandyC
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Paddy: Hey Murphy, I heard

Paddy: Hey Murphy, I heard you were arrested for annoying your neighbors by playing endless Engelbert Humperdinck songs. What happened?

Murphy: Police released me; let me go.

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Kavanagh
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I have always licked my knife

I have always licked my knife when I've finished.
This gets some strange looks from the other surgeons.

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I have

Kavanagh wrote:

I have always licked my knife when I've finished.
This gets some strange looks from the other surgeons.

Oh my.

Do you also autoclave your tongue?

 

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RandyC
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Why did the banker quit his

Why did the banker quit his job?

 

 

Because he was losing interest.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Why did the

RandyC wrote:

Why did the banker quit his job?

 

 

Because he was losing interest.

Groan.

Maybe that was because of inflation?

 

You know.

Gaining weight.

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Kavanagh
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My friend told me to put 50

My friend told me to put 50 quid on a horse named ‘Creosote’. I asked, “Is it any good?” He replied “It's great over fences”.

Richard

RandyC
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There's no reason to get mad

There's no reason to get mad at lazy people...they haven't done anything.

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Mike Hewson
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Very good joke there Randy.

Very good joke there Randy. Mind you, you have to be of the right generation to get the gag. ;-)

{ hmmmm ..... release me, and let me love again ..... dum de dum, la da da }

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
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Why did KGB officers always

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Richard

Tom M
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How many therapits does it

How many therapits does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

1

But the light bulb has to really want to change.

 

 

 

How many light bulbs does it take to change a therapist?

 

 

 

3

1 to have a bright idea.

1 to throw some light on it.

1 to come on when the therapist "gets it" (lights up over the therapist's head).

Tom M

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