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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I was walking through the

I was walking through the Olympic village when I saw a man carrying a very long stick. I asked, ‘Are you a pole vaulter?’ The man turned and answered me, ‘No, I’m German, but how did you know my name was Walter?’

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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What do call a pig who

What do call a pig who practices Karate?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pork chop.

 

 

 

 

 

Someone told me that tonight.

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RandyC
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I was going to do some jokes

I was going to do some jokes about retired people...

 

But none of them work.

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Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: I was going to

RandyC wrote:

I was going to do some jokes about retired people...

 

But none of them work.

Groan!!!!

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Tom M
Tom M
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I used to drive an 18 wheeler

I used to drive an 18 wheeler for a living. Now I don't.

 

 

 

So I am Semi-retired?

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Tom M
Tom M
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I think we may want to ban

I think we may want to ban limp jokes.

 

 

 

 

They let us down...

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Tom M
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How many Jewish Mothers does

How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

 

 

None.

 

They just sit there and pity themselves in the dark.

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Tom M
Tom M
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How many Plumbers does it

How many Plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

None.

They are not allowed to do Electricians work.

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Harri Liljeroos
Harri Liljeroos
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How many system

How many system administrators does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

None.

They just block everyone's access to that part of the building.

Tom M
Tom M
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Ouch! :)

Ouch! :)

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