I was walking through the Olympic village when I saw a man carrying a very long stick. I asked, ‘Are you a pole vaulter?’ The man turned and answered me, ‘No, I’m German, but how did you know my name was Walter?’
Richard
What do call a pig who practices Karate?
Pork chop.
Someone told me that tonight.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I was going to do some jokes about retired people...
But none of them work.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
I was going to do some jokes about retired people... But none of them work.
Groan!!!!
I used to drive an 18 wheeler for a living. Now I don't.
So I am Semi-retired?
I think we may want to ban limp jokes.
They let us down...
How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They just sit there and pity themselves in the dark.
How many Plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
They are not allowed to do Electricians work.
How many system administrators does it take to change a lightbulb?
They just block everyone's access to that part of the building.
Ouch! :)
I was walking through the
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I was walking through the Olympic village when I saw a man carrying a very long stick. I asked, ‘Are you a pole vaulter?’ The man turned and answered me, ‘No, I’m German, but how did you know my name was Walter?’
Richard
What do call a pig who
)
What do call a pig who practices Karate?
Pork chop.
Someone told me that tonight.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I was going to do some jokes
)
I was going to do some jokes about retired people...
But none of them work.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: I was going to
)
Groan!!!!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I used to drive an 18 wheeler
)
I used to drive an 18 wheeler for a living. Now I don't.
So I am Semi-retired?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I think we may want to ban
)
I think we may want to ban limp jokes.
They let us down...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How many Jewish Mothers does
)
How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They just sit there and pity themselves in the dark.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How many Plumbers does it
)
How many Plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They are not allowed to do Electricians work.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How many system
)
How many system administrators does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They just block everyone's access to that part of the building.
Ouch! :)
)
Ouch! :)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)