Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Robert A. Heinlein
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert A. Heinlein
That's terrible! Especially if the Pig has a wonderful singing voice.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
IF MY GRUMBLING WIFE
WERE STILL ALIVE
I JUST MIGHT ENJOY TONIGHT'S MOON
ISSA
From "Haiku Harvest"
Thats sad and beautiful
E pluribus unum
Did you hear about the procrastinator who stopped to think?
He hasn't moved since.
How are low blood pressure and low water pressure alike?
When they happen they can make you feel dizzy?
It was a dark and stormy night.
Lightning struck.
A shot rang out.
It was
THE END
This joke may be too meta to appeal. If you google the first line it may become funnier.
Richard
HA!!!
An excellent self-referential joke :)
Most people are not complete idiots.
After all, that would take an EFFORT!
Huh?
Yup.
First they would have to make a list of all the idiot points they needed to perform...
Second they would have to make a plan to hit all those idiot points....
Etc.
Like I said it would take too much work....
ROFLing...
What part of a watch supports a Flower?
The Stem.
From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming
RandyC wrote: Never attempt
)
That's terrible! Especially if the Pig has a wonderful singing voice.....
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
IF MY GRUMBLING WIFE WERE
)
IF MY GRUMBLING WIFE
WERE STILL ALIVE
I JUST MIGHT ENJOY TONIGHT'S MOON
ISSA
From "Haiku Harvest"
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Thats sad and beautiful
)
Thats sad and beautiful
E pluribus unum
Did you hear about the
)
Did you hear about the procrastinator who stopped to think?
He hasn't moved since.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How are low blood pressure
)
How are low blood pressure and low water pressure alike?
When they happen they can make you feel dizzy?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
It was a dark and stormy
)
It was a dark and stormy night.
Lightning struck.
A shot rang out.
It was
THE END
This joke may be too meta to appeal. If you google the first line it may become funnier.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
As I watched the dog chasing
)
Then I realised I was watching the dog chase his tail!
Richard
HA!!! An excellent
)
HA!!!
An excellent self-referential joke :)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Most people are not complete
)
Most people are not complete idiots.
After all, that would take an EFFORT!
Huh?
Yup.
First they would have to make a list of all the idiot points they needed to perform...
Second they would have to make a plan to hit all those idiot points....
Etc.
Like I said it would take too much work....
ROFLing...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
What part of a watch supports
)
What part of a watch supports a Flower?
The Stem.
From "Riddles, Riddles, Riddles" by Joseph Leeming
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)