Humor

cecht
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My wife says that guys in

My wife says that guys in camo look sexy. ...
   I just don't see it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
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Ummm ....

Ummm ....

 

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Tom M
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Why did the comedian start

Why did the comedian start driving a "ice cream" truck?

 

 

 

He wanted to be a "good humor man"? 

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Tom M
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The End is

The End is Near!

 

 

 

 

 

The End is Near.

 

 

 

 

The End (of either my patience or the Year) is Near!

 

 

 

 

;)

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Tom M
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Did you notice the invisible

Did you notice the invisible USA debt ceiling?

 

 

 

I didn't see it either.....

 

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Tom M
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Pop

Pop Quiz?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tastes like Cocola, not Sprite.....

 

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Tom M
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What's a Week

What's a Week Joke?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's a joke you read a week ago and still haven't understood or figured out the punch line...

 

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Tom M
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When is a house like a

When is a house like a Crow?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When it has Wings.

 

From Riddles, Riddles, Riddles by Joseph Leeming

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Tom M
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What is worse than raining

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hailing Buses.

 

 

 

From Riddles, Riddles, Riddles by Joseph Leeming

 

 

 

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Tom M
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What Nation is at its

What Nation is at its Peak?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Culmination.

 

From Riddles, Riddles, Riddles by Joseph Leeming

 

Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

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