A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I am proud of my "shelf help" (self help) abilities.
My how that library has "groan".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What do humor, rumor and tumor all have in common?
Are you SURE you can't guess ;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
My wife was complaining about me to her mother. “He doesn’t go anywhere, he just stays at home. He’s so boring.”
Her mother responded, “You’re lucky he doesn’t like going out. He could be out there chasing pretty girls. But he’s clearly not interested in pretty girls. Look who he married.”
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Why is it you spend Sunday in
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Why is it you spend Sunday in jail?
It is a day of (ar)rest.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Why do I like one
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Why do I like one liners?
Because when I wear two it feels too thick.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I am proud of my "shelf help"
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I am proud of my "shelf help" (self help) abilities.
My how that library has "groan".
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What do humor, rumor and
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What do humor, rumor and tumor all have in common?
Are you SURE you can't guess ;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Why do Mathematicians never
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Why do Mathematicians never go hungry?
They have infinite Pie.
Anonymous Engineer
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
True story: My wife
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True story:
My wife was complaining about me to her mother. “He doesn’t go anywhere, he just stays at home. He’s so boring.”
Her mother responded, “You’re lucky he doesn’t like going out. He could be out there chasing pretty girls. But he’s clearly not interested in pretty girls. Look who he married.”
Ouch.
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Ouch.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I'm not saying I'm
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I'm not saying I'm attractive, but every time I go into the bathroom and take my clothes off...
... I turn the shower on.
(loganlisle and trev71180, on Instagram)
Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
Groan!
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Groan!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
What do you call a Magician
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What do you call a Magician that looses his magic?
Ian
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