My wife was complaining about me to her mother. “He doesn’t go anywhere, he just stays at home. He’s so boring.”
Her mother responded, “You’re lucky he doesn’t like going out. He could be out there chasing pretty girls. But he’s clearly not interested in pretty girls. Look who he married.”
Why is it you spend Sunday in
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Why is it you spend Sunday in jail?
It is a day of (ar)rest.
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Why do I like one
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Why do I like one liners?
Because when I wear two it feels too thick.
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I am proud of my "shelf help"
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I am proud of my "shelf help" (self help) abilities.
My how that library has "groan".
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What do humor, rumor and
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What do humor, rumor and tumor all have in common?
Are you SURE you can't guess ;)
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Why do Mathematicians never
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Why do Mathematicians never go hungry?
They have infinite Pie.
Anonymous Engineer
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True story: My wife
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True story:
My wife was complaining about me to her mother. “He doesn’t go anywhere, he just stays at home. He’s so boring.”
Her mother responded, “You’re lucky he doesn’t like going out. He could be out there chasing pretty girls. But he’s clearly not interested in pretty girls. Look who he married.”
Ouch.
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Ouch.
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I'm not saying I'm
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I'm not saying I'm attractive, but every time I go into the bathroom and take my clothes off...
... I turn the shower on.
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Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
Groan!
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Groan!
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What do you call a Magician
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What do you call a Magician that looses his magic?
Ian
Richard