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Kavanagh
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When I was young, I was poor

20 Jan 2024 7:06:31 UTC
Message 221444
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    When I was young, I was poor - but after years of hard work, I am no longer young!

    Richard

    Tom M
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    Kavanagh wrote: When I was

    20 Jan 2024 12:00:00 UTC
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      Kavanagh wrote:

      When I was young, I was poor - but after years of hard work, I am no longer young!

      ;)

       

      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

      Tom M
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      I was visiting the Social

      20 Jan 2024 12:02:57 UTC
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        I was visiting the Social Security Office recently.  And I noticed the offer of language translation services.

        I am certainly pretty old.

        So I asked the SS Agent if they had an "Olde English" translator.

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        RandyC
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        You and I may disagree on

        24 Jan 2024 22:19:20 UTC
        Message 221675
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          You and I may disagree on lots of things; nevertheless, I will always respect your right to be stupid.

          Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

          Tom M
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          RandyC wrote: You and I may

          24 Jan 2024 23:55:19 UTC
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            RandyC wrote:

            You and I may disagree on lots of things; nevertheless, I will always respect your right to be stupid.

            Rimshot!

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            RandyC
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            Tom M wrote: RandyC

            25 Jan 2024 0:39:48 UTC
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              Tom M wrote:

              RandyC wrote:

              You and I may disagree on lots of things; nevertheless, I will always respect your right to be stupid.

              Rimshot!

              Taken from one of those roadside message signs in front of a business.

              Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

              Tom M
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              RandyC wrote: Tom M

              25 Jan 2024 3:13:12 UTC
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                RandyC wrote:

                Tom M wrote:

                RandyC wrote:

                You and I may disagree on lots of things; nevertheless, I will always respect your right to be stupid.

                Rimshot!

                Taken from one of those roadside message signs in front of a business.

                Some of the best jokes show up there.  Remember the Burma-Shave signs...

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                Kavanagh
                Kavanagh
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                Got mugged by six dwarves

                25 Jan 2024 7:50:54 UTC
                Message 221694
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                  Got mugged by six dwarves last night.

                  Not happy!.....

                  Richard

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                  25 Jan 2024 11:24:37 UTC
                  Message 221696
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                    I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

                    ... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

                    Tom M
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                    Hahahaha...... Whooping....

                    25 Jan 2024 14:33:36 UTC
                    Message 221703 in response to message 221696
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                      Hahahaha...... Whooping....

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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