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Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
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Kavanagh wrote: I've been

Kavanagh wrote:

I've been sacked from my job today at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.

Wasn't there a Beatles song/movie that said something about "6 days a week..."?

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RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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Tom M wrote: Kavanagh

Tom M wrote:

Kavanagh wrote:

I've been sacked from my job today at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.

Wasn't there a Beatles song/movie that said something about "6 days a week..."?

I believe it was Eight days a week.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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I think I'm finally getting

I think I'm finally getting the hang of writing short fiction... mostly to-do lists.

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Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 5,768
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RandyC wrote: I think I'm

RandyC wrote:

I think I'm finally getting the hang of writing short fiction... mostly to-do lists.

HA!

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Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 5,768
Credit: 7,825,868,348
RAC: 3,468,526

How can you tell if a Wolf

How can you tell if a Wolf thinks a joke is funny?

 

 

They "howl".

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Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 5,768
Credit: 7,825,868,348
RAC: 3,468,526

One of the earliest shape

One of the earliest shape changers (eg. Were Wolf)?

 

 

Anyone who loses weight.

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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Someone just phoned, sneezed

Someone just phoned, sneezed and hung up.
This is the fourth time this week and I’m really getting fed up with these cold-calls.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Posts: 5,768
Credit: 7,825,868,348
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Kavanagh wrote: Someone just

Kavanagh wrote:

Someone just phoned, sneezed and hung up.
This is the fourth time this week and I’m really getting fed up with these cold-calls.

Goddess bless!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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I tried to get a reservation

I tried to get a reservation at the local library, but it seems that they are completely booked.

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Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 5,768
Credit: 7,825,868,348
RAC: 3,468,526

RandyC wrote: I tried to get

RandyC wrote:

I tried to get a reservation at the local library, but it seems that they are completely booked.

Drum rimshot!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

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