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Tom M
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Mike Hewson wrote: Yep! They

Mike Hewson wrote:

Yep! They ought self ban for all of, say ..... 15 minutes. :-)

Cheers, Mike.

Or start making BIG Ban(d) jokes?

 

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Tom M
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"I can't seem to get my

"I can't seem to get my breath back after running around the field," said Tom Swifty Pant-tingly.

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Tom M
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A Post Hole digger - A

A Post Hole digger - A postman who has insulted someone and can't stop talking (aka: digging)

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RandyC
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Sorry, I didn't mean to push

Sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons.

 

I was just looking for "mute".

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Sorry, I

RandyC wrote:

Sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons.

 

I was just looking for "mute".

HA!

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Tom M
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Soap Opera proposal. Take

Soap Opera proposal.

Take rerun episodes of "The Young and the Restless."

Pair those characters with 70-80 year versions of the same characters in a Soap called "The Old and the Rested." 

So you have a youngster rerun paired with a geriatric treatment of the same plotline.

For bonus points either shoot for Satire or other humor.

:)

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Tom M
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Arch Support - what you get

Arch Support - what you get when someone speaks "archly" and someone else supports them.

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Tom M
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When someone punches you,

When someone punches you, "you get the impression."

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Kavanagh
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I’m reading a novel about an

I’m reading a novel about an immortal dog. I can’t put it down.

Richard

Tom M
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I seem to be having a

I seem to be having a disagreement with my bed.

 

I had a "falling out" (of it) this morning.

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