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Tom M
Tom M
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A "strong force" joke? ;)

A "strong force" joke? ;)

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RandyC
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My grandkids wanted to try to

My grandkids wanted to try to do an escape room so I locked them in their rooms with a rotary phone, analog TV, a remote control and instructions on how to escape in cursive. So far it has been 3 hours.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Howling...

Howling...

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

RandyC
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Proof that the earth is

Proof that the earth is flat:

 

The ratio of land to water surface on earth is 29% to 71%. Of that amount of water, less than 1% is carbonated. 

 

Therefore, the earth is definitely flat

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Tom M
Tom M
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What! Another Seltzer Water

What! Another Seltzer Water joke?

:)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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A type of rural humor - "slap

A type of rural humor - "slap hick".

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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A type of rural humor - "slap

A situation where your fence is down - "post deleted".

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Some American Football

Some American Football players are naturally miser's.

Consider the "Tight End".

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Gary Roberts
Gary Roberts
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I wonder if we need a new

I wonder if we need a new forum policy??

 

A one weak ban for every week joke?

 

 

 

Probably not  ...  otherwise I'd have to ban myself ;-)

Cheers,
Gary.

Mike Hewson
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Yep! They ought self ban for

Yep! They ought self ban for all of, say ..... 15 minutes. :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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